Confession: I think you’re a wee bit tacky.

I think it’s really cute that you invited pretty much the whole sorority to your beach wedding, but we graduated from college 8 years ago. We don’t all know each other anymore. As I recall, we didn’t all even like each other 8 years ago. So, if you’re going to get married 5 hours away, which means I would have to take a day off work and get a hotel room for at least 2 nights, I’d appreciate a little “and guest” action on the inner envelope. 

Oh god. You don’t want us to do the sorority wedding cheer, do you?

(A little creative liberty of a beautiful Inbalmore Photography image, via http://www.inbalmoreblog.com)

Celebrity Ravings.

Amping up for the weekend by reading gossip blogs and I’ve got a few things to say …

The China State Dinner was last night and so, of course, the Obamas invited notable Chinese people to attend. Such as Vera Wang. Michelle Kwan. Jackie Chan. Barbara Streisand. Oh, wait. Why the hell was she there? Anyway, The Washington Post has a lovely slideshow of people arriving, including the glamorous Willow Bay, who is identified as the wife of Walt Disney’s CEO. Ummm. Really? She’s a SENIOR EDITOR at the Huffington Post for god’s sake. Come. On.

(Photo Credit: Bill O’Leary / The Washington Post; Full Slideshow at http://wapo.st/f6s4gI).

Speaking of anti-feminists …. Proving once and for all that he’s an idiot who prefers his ladies inked up, months after Sandra Bullock divorced him for racing through women like he races cars (like that?), Jesse James announced that 2010 was his “best year ever” and he’s engaged to Kat Von D. Right.

(Via http://www.thesuperficial.com)

Oh and did anyone catch Olivia Munn’s attempt at humor this morning on NBC’s The Today Show? Not only was that hard to watch but she walked outside in a sundress and a blazer.  A SUN DRESS. No tights. No pants. Just her smile and unfortunate new short hair cut. Did she not realize it was 18 degrees this morning? Did no one mention that it’s going to snow tonight? She looked like a moron standing there next to everyone else all bundled up. And trust me, that was hard to do because Ann Curry was wearing a drum major costume. With the hat.

(Via http://today.msnbc.msn.com/)

Bless her heart.

Confession: My friends are funnier than your friends.

And probably more than me. Let’s be honest.

(She also just “Liked” chinchillas, mustard, Garbage Pail Kids, waterbeds, conversion vans, TV static and warlocks. Obviously.)

Snow Bunnies.

Just got super fun news about this weekend. Here’s a hint, I just bought this awesomeness (and yes, the sleeves are removable):

(Via http://www.etsy.com/shop/katherinehaley?ref=top_trail)

Oh I’m feeling 17 Again. (Another hint.)

Although piecing together fashionable outfits appropriate for 26 degree weather and fitting it all in a carry-on is not as easy as one might think. But it’s fun. Oh it’s fun. Bring on the hot toddies.

Football Pizza Party.

Yeah the Falcons didn’t exactly rise up or raise up or even really roll over. But they took that humiliating ass-kicking like men. Grossly over paid men, who provide little real contribution to society otherwise, but men nonetheless. And I admire that. – D.M.

Start with a funky invite.

And (a lot of) dough from H&F Bakery.

Make a homemade pizza sauce.

Prepare some fresh toppings (mmmm roasted red peppers).

And voila!

Too bad the Falcons played like a JV team.